I Can Never Play the "I Have Never Game" Again and Say, "I Have Never Broken A Bone"

I have done more miles than I can count doing this:

(running)

I survived many a crash on this:

(biking my first triathlon a few weeks ago)

I've lived through the great thrill of doing this:

(snowboarding)

And I even made it through this:

(arm injury last summer from wake-surfing and rope accident)

 But I didn't make it through this:

(long boarding last Wednesday)

My first experience with it ended in this:

(Yes, this was still what it looked liked almost a week later...)
Avulsion Fracture aka: where the tendon is ripped away from the bone and pulls and breaks a part of the bone when it rips

And now it's to this:

For 6 weeks.
Kill me.